First post, where do we begin?

Why have we started this blog? We have to much time on our hands!

Who are we? We are two opinionated but well-meaning Gimme Gizmo employees, that status could possibley change to ex-employees very soon...we shit you not!

Why "Life, ducks and jaffa cakes"? Why not? Whats not to love about life, ducks and jaffa cakes?